Laugh. Cry until you’re dehydrated. Gather your tears up in a bowl. Drink them down. Repeat until there is nothing left but a single concentrated crystal of salt. Mount it on a ring. Get down on your knees and propose to the universe for creating a video as wonderful as “This is a Generic Brand Video”.
Bask in the glory of the advertising parody video, adapted from a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency piece by Kendra Eash.